Chris (after ruining Shaun's golf shot): Hey, 'member when you were so close? What happened?
Chris (lamenting on options after Shaun started to retaliate): Might have to now that there are two of us swinging for me.
Chris (after Shaun pulled off one of those miraculous, ridiculously fast Wii tennis swings): Dude, what just happened? Since when do you have a 80 mile an hour serve?
Ooookay, those are ALL you-had-to-be-there but, as stated in the userinfo, that's acceptable as it is funny to moi!